My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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