You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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