She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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