is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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