Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We left the knife in your bed.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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