I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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