Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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