hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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