Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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