is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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