idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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