fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
