I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
as a side note pls kill me
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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