Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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