Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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