she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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