But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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