id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
