she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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