So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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