Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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