just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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