like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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