You work out of a Hotel?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
