i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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