some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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