Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm too high and old for this...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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