He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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