Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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