If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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