Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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