how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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