I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
