dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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