next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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