Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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