If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
As shirtless as possible
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Shitshow foam night was such a success
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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