pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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