Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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