i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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