i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
try to milk me bitch
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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