I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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