Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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