hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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