I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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