i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize