did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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