Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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