I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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