he was CRYING into my vagina
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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