Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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