why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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